Pregnant Woman

　　After a boring weekend, I hoped for a little excitement in tonight's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. What I got, however, was an hour of "she said. She said," and not in the fun way that ends with table flippings. Minus a few catty comments from the ladies and some hilarious one liners form Phaedra, this episode did not live up to Atlanta's dramatic hype. It almost had me wishing for Real Housewives of D.C. to return. Yeah; it was that bad.
　　In attempt to get away from all the drama she causes, NeNe decided to take a girls trip to Miami with her lapdog Cynthia and Kandi. Although NeNe has bashed on her more than a few times, Kandi decided to give her another chance and hopes for a smooth trip. Clearly she forgot about last season's trip to Miami. God bless you Kandi. You'll need it to handle Miss Crazy.
　　And if anyone can help her get in touch with God, it's future funeral home owner Phaedra. After meeting a famous funeral home director, Phaedra realizes working with the dead is her true passion. but more important than following her dream is creating a business her son can take over someday. What a creepy family business.
　　Thankfully, Kim and Kroy have a less morbid plan for their family business. Being the mountain boy that he is, Kroy hopes to open a hunting store when his football career ends. But first, Kim's gotta get the baby out of her hoo-ha. As the birth of her son and her 33rd birthday approach, Kim has become a bit depressed. I would too if I had ot refrain from tequila shots on my birthday. To cheer her up, Kroy decides to throw a surprise birthday party for his baby momma. He's hot, he's sweet, and he likes guns. You are one lucky woman Miss Zolciak (or should I say Mrs. Biermann. Congrats on your wedding this weekend love!) and Kim knows she's lucky, as he continues to gush over Kroy during a dinner with Sheree. She says she's happy she took things slow with him. If being eight months pregnant after dating someone for two months is slow, then I'm probably moving backwards in time with my relationships. But I think I like it that way.
　　Back in Miami, the ladies are lounging on the beach and trying to find some men. This becomes a challenge since they decided to have their ladies weekend during PRIDE, a different type of ladies weekend. And to add to the challenge, NeNe points out that Kandi's thighs are huge. Really NeNe? You wanna look in the mirror and say that again as you chow down on nachos. You are far from a skinny mini, and while I believe beauty come in all sizes, I also believe shouldn't make negative comments on someone else's body when you have similar figured. I also believe Kandi is one of the hotter housewives out there, so NeNe can basically suck my non-existent d-ck. The ladies do manage to find some middle aged, balding men and play a round a Frisbee. If that doesn't arouse you, well then you're normal.Let's return to a cute couple. It's Kim's birthday and Kroy does everything right. He takes her to dinner, and treats her like a queen. I want me one of those! When they return to the house, Kim is blow away by her extra surprise. With her family, closest friends, and hair designer by her side, Kim couldn't have asked for a better birthday. Hell, Kroy even hired a masseuse to pamper Kim when the guest left. Looks like sweet guys do exist, but only in Montana.And they all lived happily ever after. Boring! I'm happy that the ladies seem happy wiht their lives but come on. I expect weekly drama when it comes to the Real Housewives and it better come soon, or I may have to find a new series to specialize in.